Cultorios 1.0

Cultorios demo is a weird game yet it’s also hilarious, the first level felt like something straight out of South Park as you climb up a mountain avoiding rocks and collecting parts to some kind of mountaineering canister which when you have the whole thing will mean the end of the level but it’s the Mountain Climbing song that plays as you scale the mountain that really gives it the weird South Park feel.

Once you reach the peak of the mountain you meet an injured woman who asks for your help to get back down to the base of the mountain and you will then need to give her a lift down on your wooden plank that has been fashioned in to some kind of prehistoric snowboard.

Jumping over obstacles and ducking under some, the funniest part of this is the blood spilling if you fail to complete the run and also the chorus of children who shout “no” when you do fail.

However there is a few glitches and Cultorios really needs a bit of polishing although somethings make it funnier such as the robotic voices in the cut scenes but one big glitch we had was after the snowboarding level the game just seemed to stick on a black screen, according to the description there should be more to it but after numerous attempts the same problem was encountered each time and because of this it made what started out as a weird and hilarious game became ultimately frustrating.   

You can download the Cultorios demo here for free.